Monday, December 22, 2008

North Pole Institutes Background Checks


This year, Santa Claus began implementing background checks on the numerous elves employed in his work shop. Fortunately, nothing negative occurred to prompt the checks, but Santa wanted to put the proper precautions in place as he and his wife, Mrs. Claus, felt that ensuring the safety of the millions of children receiving presents each year should be a top priority.

Santa chose Backgrounds Online, a respected online pre-employment screening company, to conduct his checks. Response among elves has been positive and everyone at the North Pole is quite happy measures have been put in place to protect the children of this world.

Santa is looking forward to possibly expanding the checks next year to his reindeer as well. He is also encouraging background checks for the numerous helpers he has dressing up as him at local shopping centers and malls.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good idea Santa Claus!

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately not all elves are trustworthy :-)

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Erika said...

Great job Santa for using Backgrounds Online, I've heard nothing but good things about the company.

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Madelyn said...

Hopefully more people will follow Santa's lead.

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, it's that "Rudolph" character I'm concerned about. The way his nose glows so bright... someone should look into that.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous dbp said...

Saint Nick is a savvy businessman, I see. I know his work is mostly philanthropic in nature..but you know he has to rake in beaucoup royalties, what with all the movies, books, and chotchkies made with his image. Who'd want to compromise that cash flow - which I'm sure supports his whole "Makin' a List" racket - by hiring one felonious, good-for-nothing elf?

Atta boy, Santa; if only more CEOs had your foresight.

10:11 AM  
Anonymous betty c said...

Way to go Santa!!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Chris said...

They should run one on Buddy the Elf. Just watched Elf, what a cute movie. I wonder if the Elf unemployment rate is down like the rest of the world.

1:37 PM  

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